I mean, times may be desperate…but I’m not sure a bong ever motivated me to do much more than grab some munchies.
| Michael Phelps |
| The Greatest Olympian of All Time |
How desperate must the measures be?
Creative accounting on steroids
Because the king of steroids is in charge!
But IOUs? Reallly….?
I guess it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy: if you don’t invest in infrastructure, the populace becomes dumb enough to accept just about anything. All roads lead to Idiocracy!
Is it possible to short a U.S. state? If not now, I’m sure the Wall Street guys will figure it out….
Redemption
For every yin, there’s a yang:
Date: 2/05/2009
Subject: Hey!
You are no longer in the White Pages!!!!! You must have been impacted! I hope this email finds you well. Someone with your credentials I’m sure will soon, if not already, be in a place where you want to be. Take care and keep up on your blog!
Notes:
- “White Pages” = Schwab employee directory
- “Impacted” = current HRspeak for being laid off and used interchangeably with the oh-so-lovely term “severed”.