Idiocracy, Part (I lost count)

Unfortunately it’s also taxing our legal system.

This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a “crunchberry.” … A reasonable consumer would not be deceived into believing that the Product in the instant case contained a fruit that does not exist. . . . So far as this Court has been made aware, there is no such fruit growing in the wild or occurring naturally in any part of the world. –Judge Morrison England Jr.

Eject eject!!!


  1. I heard that story on "Wait…Wait, don't tell me!" I almost died laughing. What a moron.

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